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Pizza Toppings for your Zodiac Sign.

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Here's how astrological experts say the stars affect your pizza preferences.

 Aries (March 21 - April 19)
Never one to waste time on meals, Aries likes delivery pizza -- hot and fast. Pile on the pepperoni, fire-roasted peppers or spicy sausage for the bold Ram. Garlic and onions are also Aries' favorites. Aries will always offer to pick up a pizza, as long as it's ready quickly and they get to eat a good portion of it! Try ham and onion or barbecued chicken pizza for combinations to satisfy Aries' love of adventure.

Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
Just about any pizza with a thick and chewy crust will satisfy the food-loving Bull. Yet for particular pleasure, add extra cheese and at least one hearty meat item. Try a creamy Alfredo sauce instead of the usual tomato-based marinara, along with broccoli and other vegetables for a yummy twist on the original. Most often, however, Taurus will love the tried-and-true, so you can't go wrong with the classic single-topping pizza with cheese.

Gemini (May 21 - June 20)

A little bit of everything pleases Gemini, so don't be surprised if everything shows up on the Twins' pizza. Green peppers, olives, onions, mushrooms -- a Gemini pizza is like a garage sale in the vegetable garden. Yet not too chewy or chunky, please ... Gemini fancies thin crust pizza, and likes toppings chopped in small pieces. A Gemini would also love the variety of a sampler plate of different pizzas.

Cancer (June 21 - July 22)
Cancer likes to stick with what's familiar, so whatever the Crab ordered last time will do just fine! Cancer favorites include both white and portabello mushrooms, as well as eggplant, spinach and bacon crumbles. A home-baked pizza will satisfy Cancer more than the latest urban chef's creation. Find out what kind of pizza your Cancer enjoyed growing up. Chances are it hasn't changed much, though concessions to healthier eating, such as low-fat cheese, might have taken place.

Leo (July 23 - August 22)
Like the carnivorous Lion, Leo craves a meat topping pizza with substantial portions of beef, ham, sausage or bacon. If manners would permit, Leo would scarf down a meaty pizza in one sitting with bare paws! But the Lion also loves regal settings, so gourmet pizzas eaten with knife and fork will do well when the Lion must be more civilized. Pizza with caviar and sour cream as toppings may please Leo for special occasions.

Virgo (August 23 - September 22)
Health-conscious Virgo pays close attention to food's digestibility and nutritional value, and may thus prefer a pizza with soy cheese, whole wheat crust and predominantly vegetable toppings. The fastidious Virgin can be a picky eater, so make sure to ask what kind of pizza he or she wants before ordering. Toppings cut in small pieces are best. Avoid too many exotic toppings at once, like artichokes or anchovies -- Virgo may tighten their lips.

Libra (September 23 - October 22)
Libra enjoys balance and beauty in everything -- and that includes pizza. Toppings chopped attractively and divided evenly between halves of a pizza will appeal to Libra's love of symmetry. Libra likes gourmet pizzas, such as sun-dried tomato and asparagus, prepared for two. Venus-ruled Libra may also enjoy toppings with a touch of sweetness, such as pineapple with ham or pepperoni.

Scorpio (October 23 - November 21)
A true Sicilian pizza hides the toppings on the inside, perfect for secretive Scorpio. Stuffed or pocket pizza of any kind can work -- the Scorpion doesn't want others to know what they're eating anyway. Meat, garlic, mushrooms, olives and seafood are favorites of the Scorpion. Try ordering octopus and pesto pizza for a truly gourmet Scorpio treat.

Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21)
Sagittarians have the largest appetite of the zodiac and like pizza piled with toppings -- the more the better. Large, chunky topping pieces and well-done meats will please the Archer, though their eyes may be bigger than their stomachs! Try New Orleans andouille sausage, hot pepper sauce or red pepper flakes to add the spice this Fire sign loves. Pair the Sagittarian's pizza with plenty of good company, laughter and beer.

Capricorn (December 22 - January 19)
Chalk it up to their thrifty manner ... some Capricorns enjoy no-frills pizza with just cheese. Yet most Caps will enjoy pizza with a selection of classic toppings, such as sausage, black olives and sliced tomatoes, and will find a way to make even the lowliest pizza impress. Gourmet pizzas with goat cheese, spinach and fresh herbs may also appeal. Long-established pizzerias delight this tradition-loving sign.

Aquarius (January 20 - February 18)
As pizza is the perfect group food, Aquarians may have logged many late nights at the office or college dorm ordering pizza for friends. Though Aquarians will eat just about anything, quirky pizzas like those with the rip-and-dip crust, served with a selection of dipping sauces, may be right up the Water-bearer's alley. Toppings should be spread evenly throughout the pizza -- nobody should get a big hunk of ham or sausage while another eater goes topping-less. All's fair in love and pizza.

Pisces (February 19 - March 20)
We have to say it ... fish, the more the better. Exotic seafood toppings for pizza such as lobster or smoked salmon, served with champagne, may appeal to this romantic sign. Shrimp or crab pizza with cocktail sauce in place of marinara may tantalize the Fish as well. Even anchovies are not out of the question. Yet pay attention to food allergies -- like Virgo, Pisces can have a sensitive digestive system. Eat pizza at a waterfront table for ambiance Pisces will love.

 

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