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  • Summer Ritual Review!

    It's time to review the official man's summer time ritual. Of course, this involves grilling food outdoors for a picnic at your place. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion: The woman buys the food. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill... beer in hand. Here comes the important part: The man places the meat on the grill. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and silverware. The woman comes out to tell the man the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she'll bring him another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins and sauces and brings them to the table. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.

  • I love Radios as much as being ON the Radio.

    I've been into radio for most of my life. I remember a night at Danny Lillards house in the 60's when he turned on a radio. I remember Jay and the Americans singing Cara Mia & John Fred & the Playboys singing Judy in Disguise. I'm not sure why I remember that, but I do, my brain is wired that way. I remember the DJ conducting a contest and giving a phone number. This was a local station, so we called and won!!! It was something like a coupon for a pizza, but that was the exact moment I was hooked. I didn't call a station for a contest for several more years, but that's when I began listening to radio often - and buying radios. I think the first radio I bought was a Sony clock radio I bought with my moms TV stamps. I went through the drawers and filled in the books, until I had enough to go to the redemption center. I listened to that radio daily for years, until I reduced it to it's component parts (yes, I soon began taking radios apart) to see what was inside. Now all these years later, I have radios everywhere. I bet if there is some Guiness record for total radios owned - I'd be in the running. Only an obsessive collector would have more. I use my radios. I have a radio in virtually every room in my home. I have one at the desks I use, both at home and at work. I listen in the car. This is why I've never really been into cassettes & CD's in the car. They would never tell me something I didn't know. They don't inform me in any way. I learn nothing from them. Radio, on the other hand is unfolding right there before my ears in real time. If something happens, I count on my radio to tell me. I like battery radios. This is the ultimate radio. You can pick it up and take it anywhere, even to a room with other radios. My love of radios surely played a part of my deciding to go into the radio business. I had three choices. Build radios. Sell Radios or be on the radio. I chose the latter.

  • I have OSD. Obsessive Shorts Disorder.

    Often I see reports on how you can deduce things about a person, by the things they own - or do - or say. These things reveal inner feelings a person might not be ready to admit. Psychiatrists draw conclusions about people from these things. Obsessive behaviors for example.

  • My Chicken is Raw.

    "My Chicken is Raw." This is what I hear each time I grill Chicken. "It's pink in the middle." This usually means I have to return the chicken to the grill to cook even longer. In my opinion, the chicken isn't pink - it's not undercooked in any way. I usually grill chicken for 45 minutes easily. Often I grill the daylights out of it - leaving not one drop of moisture in it. Even then - "This is raw!" I'm expected to serve my family hard, dry chicken - and I'm fed up.

  • Now, we're not supposed to drink from the hose.

    Now I'm being told it's dangerous to drink from a hose.

  • Now this is what I call a cell phone prank!

  • Wrestlers vs. Inanimate Objects. Enjoy.

  • Guy puts on dog shock collar. Hilarity ensues.

  • Get Mom a Frying Pan in the shape of a US State!

    For Mothers Day get Mom a frying pan in the shape of any U.S. state!!

  • OMG - Watch the guy in the front truck.

  • Classic Dog vs. Cat Battle. Place your bet first.

  • ST. PATS DAY RECIPES!

    CLICK FOR FANTASTIC ST. PATS DAY RECIPES.

  • Chuck Norris plays Super Mario Bros.

  • Whitney. Goosebumps 20 years later.

  • Worst Church Singer - EVER.

  • Brian shaves his "Stach!

  • FPO

    Beat the Buffet. All you need is ONE TRIP.

    Shen Hongrui is an engineer in Beijing, China. And he had a problem. He loved going to the pizza and salad buffet at his local Pizza Hut, but their rules only allow people to take ONE PLATE of food. So he never felt like he was getting enough. So he put his engineering expertise to use and figured out a strategy ANY of us can use to maximize our trips to a buffet. Whether you’re only allowed one trip, or whether you just want to get the most out of every trip, this trick’s for you. #1.) Put a layer of carrot sticks in a circle on the plate. #2.) Use cucumber slices to build a circle around the edge of the plate, on top of the carrot sticks. Stack enough cucumber slices to build up a wall that’s about six to nine inches high. #3.) Fill the area inside of your cucumber circle with any food you want. #4.) Now repeat the process. Put another circle of carrot sticks on top, then build another cucumber layer. Fill that with food. #5.) Now do it again, building your third layer. In the end, you’ll have a three-foot tower with carrot foundations and cucumber walls, and all the food you want in the middle. You might even want to eat those vegetables, too.

  • Great Shoplifting Technique.

  • My top 5 songs of 2011

    #5: CRAZY GIRL - ELI YOUNG BAND. Fun seeing this Texas band finally break out and hit the big time. They have certainly paid their dues.

  • Make your Children believe in Santa - step by step.

    Wanna convince your kids there REALLY IS A SANTA CLAUS?? I know how. I've done it. I had my son believing until he was 13 - I so completely convinced him. Here's how step by step. What you need: 1, Two walkie talkies. Don't use a phone - or cheapo $10 toy walkie talkies. 2, A friend with a car that has a car stereo. 3, A sound effect of wind that will play on your friends car stereo. That's it.

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