A guy brought his girlfriend to a movie screening at some resort, and secretly had the theater cue up a fake trailer he'd made that was all about how they met and fell in love. --He had actors playing all the roles, so at first his girlfriend didn't realize it was about THEM. But when she DID realize it, she started crying. And when it ended, the lights in the theater came on and he proposed.
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- Do you have a family member who is embarrassed of his or her “redneck roots?” - Have they lost their backwoods charm because of the demands of the big city? - Have they traded in their camouflage gear for a suit and tie? - Would you like to reconnect with your distant family member and have them come home for a SURPRISE fun-filled redneck family reunion?
Close your eyes and pretend for a moment you're driving your car naked. Yep. Naked as a jaybird. You're steering & braking & signaling and performing every function of operating a vehicle - devoid of clothing. Why might you do that? Maybe it's hot - unbearably hot. You have no A/C and the windows don't go down. That's plausible. Maybe you don't want armpit stains on a special shirt you plan on wearing that night. Maybe in the process of taking off the shirt, you thought, "What the Heck, I'll take off my pants too!"
Moved in. Ready for show Thursday & Friday AM. 9pm, it started raining. Hundreds and hundreds of tent campers getting drenched. From the ruckus outside my camper, rain isn't dampening the mood. When ya get here, mail email@example.com. We can hook up possibly. Kellie says hi. More Thursday!!
It's time to review the official man's summer time ritual. Of course, this involves grilling food outdoors for a picnic at your place. When a man volunteers to do the BBQ, the following chain of events are put into motion: The woman buys the food. The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables and makes dessert. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill... beer in hand. Here comes the important part: The man places the meat on the grill. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and silverware. The woman comes out to tell the man the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she'll bring him another beer while he deals with the situation. Important again: The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins and sauces and brings them to the table. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes. Everyone praises the man and thanks him for his cooking efforts. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." Upon seeing her annoyed reaction, he concludes that there's just no pleasing some women.