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I have been busy, busy, busy trying to finish my new play "Desperate Housewives of Sedgwick County" opening May 26th at Mosley Street Melodrama. One night while writing it I thought it would be fun to have a sentence-writing contest - we did - and now here are our finalists!!!
I would first like to thank everyone who entered a sentence - we had well over 100 hundred entries and it was super difficult to pick the top five.
Tell me what YOU think the best sentence is - I will write it into my new show and all six characters will say the line at some point. Here are the finalists:
1. These pretzels are making me thirsty!
2. Do chinese buffets have the market on strawberry glazed bananas?
3. That's the last time I put sushi in my pocket!
4. Really, be honest, are these Oreo's making my butt look big?
5. Do these Daisy Dukes make my spider veins look bad?
If you're on facebook, just "like" whichever sentence is your favorite or email me your favorite, email@example.com. The winner will win four dinner/show tickets to see the show. They will be credited as a sentence writer on the cover of the program with their very own bio in the program too!!! All runner ups will win two show only tickets to see my new show.
(And for those of you whose sentence isn't in the top five - remember - we'll be giving away LOTS of tickets to see my new show!!!)