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First Graders Say The Funniest Things.

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A first grade teacher asked her students to finish some famous sayings for her.  She gave them the first half and they finished the second half.  Here is what they came up with:

 

1.       Don’t change horses ………… until they stop running.

 

2.       Strike while the  ………… bug is close.

 

3.       It’s always darkest before  ………… daylight savings time.

 

4.       Never underestimate the power of  ………… termites.

 

5.       You can lead a horse to water but  ………… why?

 

6.       Don’t bite the hand that  …………looks dirty.

 

7.       No news is  ………… impossible.

 

8.       A miss is as good as a  ………… mister.

 

9.       You can’t teach an old dog  ………… math.

 

10.   If you lie down with dogs, you’ll  …………stink in the morning.

 

11.   Love all, trust  ………… me.

 

12.   The pen is mightier than the  ………… pig.

 

13.   An idle mind is  ………… the best way to relax.

 

14.   Where there’s smoke there’s  ………… pollution.

 

15.   Two’s company, three’s  ………… the musketeers

 

16.   Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and  ………… you’ll have to blow your nose.

 

17.   Children should be seen and not  ………… spanked.

 

18.   If at first you don’t succeed  ………… get new batteries.

 

19.   You get out of something only what  ………… you see on the front of the box.

 

20.   Better late than  ………… pregnant.

 

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