We’ll embarrass ourselves an average of 4 times a day. Here are the 50 most common ways (not that it’ll help you avoid them!) : TOP 50 MOST COMMON EMBARRASSMENTS 1. Forgetting someone’s name when introducing them 2. Tripping over in public 3. Getting someone’s name wrong 4. Getting food stains/splashes on your top 5. Waving at someone and they don’t see you 6. Getting food stuck in your teeth 7. Thinking someone’s waving at you when they aren’t 8. Being late 9. Forgetting where you parked 10. Burping accidentally 11. Getting lost 12. Having sweat patches 13. Snorting while laughing 14. Flies/ trouser zip being undone 15. Swallowing food the wrong way 16. Talking about someone not knowing they’re in earshot 17. Accidentally texting the wrong person 18. Dropping things in shop/supermarket 19. Someone trying to get in bathroom when you’re using it 20. Stalling your car at traffic lights 21. Running for public transport and it pulling away 22. Being honked at by a car 23. Making an error on the self-checkout 24. Treading in dog muck 25. Wearing odd socks 26. Being ID’d 27. Having bits of food on your face 28. Locking yourself out of the house 29. Getting stuck in clothing while trying it on 30. Getting too drunk at a wedding 31. Forgetting important documents 32. Having lipstick on your teeth 33. Dropping a drink in a pub 34. Walking on someone else’s shoes 35. Accidentally ‘liking’ someone’s Facebook picture you fancy/shouldn’t have looked at 36. Snoring on train 37. Putting clothes on inside out/upside down 38. Walking into lamppost 39. Accidentally calling someone mum/dad 40. Falling off a bike 41. Dribbling while sleeping on train 42. Seeing ink marks on your face 43. Leaving blobs of shaving foam on your face 44. Mum kissing you goodbye in public 45. Getting stuck in revolving doors 46. Accidentally cc’ing someone in an email about them 47. Shared something on social media that was meant to be a private message 48. Socks being tucked into your trousers 49. Accidentally sent a revealing picture to the wrong person 50. Having your towel stolen or taken while showering
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