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Santa Is Tired Of Cookies & Milk. What To Leave Him Instead

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I had a long talk with Santa Claus the other day at Festival Of Trees.  I asked him what he was looking forward to most this Christmas.  He said he was looking forward to finding anything other than cookies and milk left out for him. 

Truth is, Santa has been eating sugar cookies and drinking warm milk for hundreds of years.  I can imagine it is getting old.

So, I gave it some thought and I think I have come up with some great alternatives.  See what you think.

Beer and pretzels!

Well, that is a good idea as long as Santa can hold his liquor.  I think I might go with watered down light beer. 











Hotdog and a Coke







Or, let's just go all the way and leave Santa what he really wants.  BBQ & a glass of wine!

Or, maybe that is what Mrs. Claus said she wanted.

Cheers Santa!!!

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