JJ's Shaker Full Of Wishes Wardrobe Malfunction

JJ's Shaker Full Of Wishes Wardrobe Malfunction

February 6th, 2017 -

Michelle and I made our way to the 2nd Annual "Shaker Full Of Wishes".  this is a fundraiser for the Make-A-Wish foundation.  Last year they had about 200 in attendance...this year was almost 350.  Waiting for final numbers, but I think it was a HUGE success.  

 

The bigger story of the night was the hole in the crotch of my suit pants.  The venue was crowded and I couldn't get to side of stage to use the stairs to go up on stage for my next bit of business.  So, I decided I would just hop up the front of stage.  BIG MISTAKE.  Half way up I heard and felt 'the rip'.  At this point there are 2 things that concerned me.  1.  Remember that performance of Blake Shelton and Ashley Monroe a few years ago.  Where Ashley's dress was WAAAAY too short and as she got to the edge of the stage, as a viewer I had great concerns about the camera angle showing MUCH MORE of Ashley than I think the FCC was comfortable with.  Well, that's the angle I was at.  The stage had me about 2 to 3 feet above the people seated at the tables in front.  SECONDLY, again, referencing Blake Shelton. Today, was "Wear Red Day" for the American Heart Association.  I had worn A LOT of red including my red Blake Shelton Gildan underwear.  So as you can imagine, not only was I concerned that people could see my dilemma, but that it looked like something akin to Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer.....however, that's not a nose!!  Thankfully, I think I escaped without anyone noticing OR they were just too polite to say anything.  

 

Anything like this ever happen to you?

 

 

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