Thanksgiving can be a tough day to get through. Most times you are stuck seeing family you haven’t seen since LAST thanksgiving, and there is usually a reason for it. To help get you through those awkward times, Brobible has developed the OFFICIAL 2018 Thanksgiving Day Drinking Game.
ONE DRINK
-Any time a relative over the age of 50 tries to show you something on their phone but can’t fucking figure it out.
-Any time a female implores that you change the television channel from football. (“Let’s watch something we can all watch!” “Let’s not.”)
-Any time someone uses the phrase “Kid’s Table.”
-Any time someone calls you by your full name (Matthew, Michael, Patrick…).
-Any time someone talks with food in their mouth. (x2 if they accidentally spit food out)
-Any time the NFL broadcast shows something Thanksgiving-related (turkey, Food Bank footage, etc.)
TWO DRINKS
-Any time someone falls asleep post-dinner. *(x2 if they are audibly snoring)*
-Any time you see a skid mark in the toilet (Two (2) drinks for every one (1) skidmark)
-Any time a relative refers to how crazy your particular family is (“We put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional!”)
-Any time someone suggests playing Cards Against Humanity
-Any time someone asks you if you’ve seen the play Hamilton.
THREE DRINKS
-Any time someone falls asleep pre-dinner. (x2 if they are audibly snoring)*
-Any time someone unbuckles their belt after gorging
-For every piece of Tupperware a guest brings for leftovers.
-Any time a relative gives a broad, ignorant solution to a complex political problem.
-Any time a Neil Young song comes on.
Happy Thanksgiving!!
