Uber released its 10th annual “Lost & Found Index”, documenting all the absurd stuff we left behind in rideshares last year.  The most common things we forgot are the usual: Phone, wallet, luggage, keys, and headphones. But their most UNIQUE list is where the real action’s at.  They shared a list of 50 oddball things we forgot in Ubers last year.  Here are the highlights…

1.  An ankle monitor.  (Surely that was ACCIDENTALLY left behind.)

2.  420 donuts. (420 the amount, we assume.  Not the THEME.  Get it?)

3.  A sack of marbles.

4.  An oxygen tank.

5.  A brand new mini-fridge.

6.  A single red bottom Louboutin heel.

7.  Live fish.

8.  Two trees.

9.  A cape with the Statue of Liberty on it.

10.  $200 worth of Temu items.  (Was this Uber a MOVING VAN?)

11.  Grass. (Maybe someone had it so they could “touch grass”?)

12.  A textured photo with a rhinestoned picture of Jesus.

13.  A pool stick in a case.

14.  A portable thermal printer.

15.  A bald cap.

16.  A dishwasher.

17.  A wizard wand.

18.  A two-pound bag of blue raspberry Gushers.

19.  A toboggan.

20.  Handcuffs.

21.  Two wedding gowns.

22.  “Pelvis implants.”

23.  20 pounds of duck sausage.

24.  A child’s prosthetic eye.

25.  A meat slicer.

The most forgetful cities are:  New York City . . . Miami . . . Chicago . . . San Francisco . . . and Los Angeles.

The “most forgetful day” of last year was July 17th, with the most lost items . . . and generally Sundays are the most forgetful day of the week.

And here are the lost items that PEAK on certain days:

People are most likely to forget their IDs and wallets on Mondays . . . headphones on Tuesdays . . . chargers on Wednesdays . . . bags on Thursdays . . . keys on Fridays . . . phones on Saturdays . . . and glasses on Sundays.

(Uber)