The Chief Executive of Pepsi Co. Indra Nooyi suggested that women don’t like to lick their fingers or crunch too loudly so she may be introducing the world to “Lady Doritos”. As you can imagine, it wasn’t well received.
Ladies, crunch your #Doritos loudly and lick the crumbs off your fingers. There is no other way. #LoudandProud @BryanM_KVUE @erikalopezwx pic.twitter.com/UvR7tgLn7B
— Yvonne Nava (@YvonneN_KVUE) February 6, 2018
Will Lady Doritos come in womanly flavors like “Nacho Salary” and “Moderately Cool Ranch Home” and “Sour Cream and Oppression?”#Doritos#LadyFriendlyDoritos
— T.R. Morley (@TheRealMorley) February 5, 2018
Thank god @Doritos is making a female-friendly crisp – not a day goes by when I don’t feel crippling anxiety about crunching crisps in public. And perfectly-sized to fit in my handbag! I can now get back to worrying about the housework @EverydaySexism #whatagirlwants #doritos
— Lily Capewell (@LilyCapewell) February 5, 2018
I want my chips dirtier and louder and my men cleaner and less crunchy.
Do-over, do better, #Doritos #LadyDoritos https://t.co/dGiZiUFOwh
— Annika H Rothstein (@truthandfiction) February 5, 2018
Fun fact: eating loud crunching Doritos causes infertility and breast deflation. Thank you to #Doritos for finally making chips just for women.
— Caitlin Barlow (@Caitlin__Barlow) February 5, 2018
It can’t be a coincidence that 100 years on from women in the uk getting the vote, @PepsiCo launched softer, less noisy #Doritos for women. I hope they come in a pink packet too. #suffragettes100 pic.twitter.com/OyLdbRc34T
— rkbake (@rkbake) February 6, 2018
Doritos for women should be named ‘Doritas’https://t.co/yrg7fW5Gco#LadyDoritos #Doritos #Foodie pic.twitter.com/HEpteIRn9p
— Shmonty (@Shmonty) February 6, 2018
This about sums it up. #Doritos https://t.co/tRxqjsIZdi
— Donna Dror (@DonnaDror) February 6, 2018
I’m excited to try lady Doritos. I’m excited to try all new snack foods. Will be hard to explain to my male dog that these aren’t for him, though. Also, could do with more old people crisps that aren’t flavoured to take the lining off your mouth and stomach. #Doritos
— Helen Gaskarth (@helskarth) February 6, 2018
I hear they are making lady Doritos. Apparently there are 30% less chips in the bag and the other Doritos always tell them to smile. #Doritos #LadyDoritos
— Totally Awesome (@fourwrites) February 6, 2018
