I WANT TO HOST THE 91ST ACADEMY AWARDS.

You heard right.  I want to host the Oscars.  Why not me?  This is Hollywood’s biggest night and nobody wants the gig.  Kevin Hart thought he wanted the gig until he developed a bad case of “I’m gonna tweet whatever the heck I want”.  Wednesday he was announced as the host, last night he stepped down.

So here we are Academy.  You need a host, I think I can do it.  What do you say?  I work cheap.  Fly me out, put me up at a Hampton Inn, car service would be great but I can always Uber.  Really, the only thing I want is one of those cool swag bags that all the celebs get.  Oh, and a meal allowance, an emcee’s gotta eat, am I right.

Let’s go Academy, let’s make this a thing, let’s make it happen.

Oh to my friends, family and listeners, if you want to support my ‘write in campaign’, just take to social media and “at” the Academy telling them I’m their guy.  Be sure to tag me @JJonKFDI.

Thanks for believing in me.