Just for a goof, for something fun, I wondered – could AI write me a country song? And I wanted the song to be about a woman shopping on Amazon, just so she could keep seeing the delivery driver.
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So, I started with a prompt:
Write a Lainey Wilson style song about how she buys so many things on online because she misses the cute amazon driver that she has a crush on
What I got was something funny and satisfying and now I have goals of trying to get Lainey Wilson to sing it.
(Verse 1)
I’m sittin’ here in my cozy little town,
Where the closest thing to excitement is a tumbleweed rollin’ ’round.
But there’s a spark in my heart, a flutter in my chest,
Every time I see that cute Amazon truck comin’ west.
(Pre-Chorus)
I never thought a package delivery could steal my breath away,
But when he pulls up in that big brown van, I’m taken by the sway.
I click that “Add to Cart” button, ’cause I miss him oh so much,
Hope my purchases can bring him back for just one more touch.
(Chorus)
I buy so many things online,
Just to see that cute Amazon driver, so fine.
From shoes to shirts, gadgets and more,
It’s my way of knockin’ on his door.
(Verse 2)
Late at night, I’m scrolling through the Amazon site,
Adding things to my cart, I can’t help but feel so right.
Each package that arrives, I can’t wait to see,
If it’s him at the door, bringing my delivery.
(Bridge)
I keep my porch clean and my heart open wide,
Hoping that he notices me and takes me for a ride.
I’ve bought every book and record on his route,
Hoping he’ll see my name and want to figure me out.
(Chorus)
I buy so many things online,
Just to see that cute Amazon driver, so fine.
From kitchenware to art, candles and more,
It’s my way of getting closer to his door.
(Verse 3)
Sometimes I catch a glimpse of his smile,
As he carries the boxes, walkin’ down the aisle.
I wonder if he knows the impact he’s made,
On this small-town girl,
her heart begins to fade.
(Pre-Chorus)
So I’ll keep clickin’ and addin’ to my virtual cart,
Hoping one day he’ll notice, and it’ll be the start.
Of a love story, written on packages and tape,
With the cute Amazon driver, my heart’s now at stake.
(Chorus)
I buy so many things online,
Just to see that cute Amazon driver, so fine.
From jewelry to plants, and all in between,
It’s my way of showing him the love I’ve seen.
(Outro)
In this digital world, love can be found,
Even through a screen, a connection can astound.
So I’ll keep buyin’ and waitin’ for the day,
When that cute Amazon driver will come and stay.
