Raise your hand if you knew it was “Quirky Country Music Song Titles Day”. No one? Well, mark it in your calendars! This might by the most important day all year. Here are some other quirky titles that’ll brighten your day:
1. “You Can’t Roller Skate in a Buffalo Herd” by Roger Miller.
2. “My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, and I Don’t Love Jesus” by Jimmy Buffett.
3. “I Still Like Bologna” by Alan Jackson. (This should’ve won a Pulitzer.)
4. “Do You Want Fries with That” by Tim McGraw.
5. And last, but not least, “You’re the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly” by Loretta Lynn and Conway Twitty.
(National Today / Parade)
