Animal control officers near Richmond, Virginia shared photos after a male raccon broke into a liquor store last Friday, got hammered and passed out in the bathroom. An employee just found him sprawled on the bathroom floor the next morning, still unconscious. He knocked a bunch of bottles off the shelves, and some of them broke. Then he started licking the booze up and just overserved himself. It’s hard to tell from the photo, but it looks like he got into some gin, and maybe some whiskey too. They described him as “VERY intoxicated.” They let him sleep it off at an animal shelter, then released him back into the wild. They say there were, quote, “zero signs of injury, other than maybe a hangover.”